On discipline, after a really long day. For moms everywhere.

If I have to smack your bum
One more time, my little hum
I will lose it to the stars
'cos you're aiming me at Jupiter and Mars.

Another whine, another yell
I simply cannot take the hell
Of "I don't want it" or "No, not now"
Makes me want to scream somehow.

The food is NOT poisoned, it's actually quite nice
Even if you won't taste the smallest slice
And then there's demands for VID-E-ROES!
Sorry, my dears, you're not being heroes...

'Cos food must be finished and plates put in the sink
Don't even THINK of raising a stink!
Rules IS rules in my house – sorry, I say
You know, when you obey, we can ALL play.