Comical farming

It's been at least 6 months since I posted. I'll back blog a bit when I get to it. This blog is missing out on Christmas, at least 3 birthdays and a lot of everyday life. But I am still chuckling over comical farming, so I had to share.

Last night's mom talk with a small girl:
SG: Mom, I hate comical farming.
Mom: Hmm (wondering what comical farming is), why do you hate it?
SG: It's just so disgusting!
Mom: Really? (really wondering what comical farming is)
SG: YES! It's disgusting how they put the machine sucky things on cow bellies. Gross!
Mom: Comical farming.
SG (sounding exasperated): Don't you know what comical farming is?!
Mom: Er...
SG: Oh, I mean COMMercial farming.
Mom: Yip, that is pretty disgusting. Those sucking things.

How? Oh HOW? Is. A. Mom. Meant. To. Keep. A. Straight. Face??

That's just so Gary Larsen! I'm going to have to show her Gary's cow poetry when she gets home.