Birds and, um, bees

J: Mommy, how does the mommy seed and the daddy seed make a baby? 
M: (here we go...) "explanation about boy seeds and girl seeds"
J: But how does the girl seed get to the boy seed??
M: (um, honesty is the best policy here, be factual!!)  "explanation"
L: Yuck. I don't ever want to put my willie there.
J: But then you can't have BABIES. Don't you want a BABY??
L: NO!
J: (to the point as always): Mommy, do boys and girls like doing that? 
M: Yes, but you can only do it when you are big and married. (Desperate disclaimer) It's the law of the land. 
L: I don't like that! 
J: Oh ok.

M: Giggle giggle! Oh dear. So much for answering clearly and honestly. Definitely time for a subject change!